17 Food-Themed Shoes That Could Really Ruin Your Diet

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What do shoes have to do with diet? Everything, if you ask these shoes designed with burgers, fries, cakes, cookies, candies, and chocolates in mind.

Don’t wear or even look at these 17 food-themed shoes if you’re on a diet. These give a whole new meaning to “salivating over a pair of shoes.”

1. Slip-Ons Printed With Juicy Burgers

Ironically, Study Footwear is a vegan-friendly brand.

Study “Slip” Burger Print Slip-Ons, $84.95

Slip-ons printed with juicy burgers

2. Fruit-Print Sneakers

Fruits are full of sugar, too.

Study “Drop” Fruit Print Sneakers, $89.95

Study "Drop" Fruit Print Sneakers

3. Fries-Print Sneaks

You can practically blot the oil off of the pile of fries.

Study “Drop” Fries Print Sneakers, $89.95

Fries Print Sneakers

4. Pumps Embellished With Every Confectionery Known to Man

Gasoline Glamour “Bad Cake You” Pumps, $4,000

Pumps Embellished With Every Confectionery Known to Man
Gasoline Glamour Bad Cake You Pumps

5. Candy-Themed Heels

These pumps from Gasoline Glamour will not only ruin your diet but your bank account, too.

Gasoline Glamour “Candyland” Pumps, $3,000

Gasoline Glamour Candyland Pumps
Candy-Themed Heels

6. Custom-Designed Cookie Monster Nike Dunks by Diversitile

The cookie panels are not only textured like cookies but also supposedly smell like cookies, too. Major diet sabotagers!

Custom-Designed Cookie Monster Nike Dunks by Diversitile

7. Ring-Pop Wedge Booties

Iron Fist “Ring Pop” Wedge Booties, $84.99

Iron Fist Ring Pop Wedge Booties

8. Sickeningly Sweet Sweets-Print Peep-Toes

Iron Fist “Sweets My Sweet” Pumps, $65

Iron Fist Sweets For My Sweet Platform Pumps

9. Ice Cream Heels

Melissa + Karl Lagerfeld Ice-Cream-Heeled Jelly Pumps, $175

Melissa + Karl Lagerfeld Ice Cream Jelly Pumps

10. Ice Cream Heels

Charlotte Olympia “Ice Cream” Ankle-Strap Pumps, $995

Charlotte Olympia Ice Cream 1

11. Ice Cream Cone Shoes

 Kate Spade New York Ice Cream Cone Heel Sandals, $550

Kate Spade New York Ice Cream Cone Heel Sandals 1

12. Ice Cream Sandals

Irregular Choice “What She Said” Sandals

Irregular Choice What She Said

13. Cupcake-Print Stripper Shoes

On the positive side, these shoes are a wellspring of ideas for stripper names.

Pleaser USA  Platform Mules, $31.92 to $64.95

Pleaser USA MOTIF-601CC

14. Burger-Fries-and-Shakes Vans by Kawaiikutiez

According to the designer, a kimono printed with the same design worn by Katy Perry inspired her to make these hand-painted creations.

Hand-Painted Burger-Fries-and-Shakes Vans Sneakers, $80

Burger Fries and Shakes Vans

15. Coffee-and-Cakes Flats

Ta-Dah! The Toy Shoes “Coffee Break” Flats, $157.21

Ta-Dah! The Toy Shoes Coffee Break

16. Ballerinas With Candy Shop Spread

Ta-Dah! The Toy Shoes “Candy Shop” Flats, $157.21

Ta-Dah! The Toy Shoes Candy Shop

17. Ballet Flats  With Chocolate Bars

Two minutes on the tips (of your toes), forever on the hips.

Ta-Dah! The Toy Shoes “Chocolate” Flats, $157.21

Ta-Dah! The Toy Shoes Chocolate