Foot Panties: They’re Neither Socks nor Underwear, So What Are They?

From people who think socks aren’t sexy enough comes Foot Panties, the “lingerie for the feet.”

Yes, “Foot Panties” is now a patented brand, which means the people behind it can’t change that name anymore even if they realize later how cringe-worthy the word “panties” is. Foot Panties are also not to be confused with Foot Undeez, those boys’ tighty whitey-looking sole protectors that provide both support and freedom of movement for dancers, yoga/pilates practitioners, and those who just want to keep their feet from slipping in their shoes.

You can see how Foot Undeez have some sort of function, but Foot Panties? They are straight up designed for foot fetishists. Crafted out of frilly lace and offering no protection, support, or absorption whatsoever, they are clearly meant only for amping up the sexiness of your feet and your shoes.

Foot Panties, lingerie for the feet

See more of these Foot Panties in action in the video below:

You know us here on YNS, we don’t like to knock it ’til we’ve tried it, so we went searching for more info on these Foot Panties. We culled these images from the Foot Panties Facebook page where they look actually wearable, sexy, and even cute:

Don’t they look cute peeking out from shoes like that?

If any of you ever get around to ordering a pair of Foot Panties ($15 a pair) at KirnaZabete, do let us know what it is like wearing them!

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