Moschino Cheap & Chic’s Utensil Sandal Puts Forks on Your Feet

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Here’s something for those of you who like their shoes a little on the weird side: the ‘Utensil’ sandal from Moschino Cheap & Chic (which actually isn’t all that cheap but we’ll get to that later).

Moschino Cheap & Chic ‘Utensil’ Sandals, $375.00

Moschino Cheap & Chic Utensil sandals

While the quirky fork design is quite unique, the rest is just a simple thong sandal for everyday wear. Imagine the looks you’ll get from people once they see you have forks on your feet!

Moschino Cheap & Chic Utensil sandals

But that’s just it — you have forks on your feet which, no matter how hard I try to dismiss it, seems a bit gross to me. I don’t know why as I’ve seen forks bent into bracelet cuffs, but forks as shoe embellishments don’t sit as well with me.

Maybe it’s because I associate forks with food and food should never be on your feet or much less so close to the floor.

Moschino Cheap & Chic Utensil sandals

The fork is actually not metal but gold patent leather. Isn’t it amazing how they made it look so much like a real metal fork?

They probably could have put a real one on, but luckily they realized how uncomfortable having a metal fork on your foot would be.

Maybe that’s why this Moschino Cheap & Chic ‘Utensil’ sandal is priced at $375 which, as I said, isn’t cheap at all.