I know I’m a bit late writing about Taylor Momsen’s hooker heels, but her shoes were really NOT the first thing people noticed when these pictures came out, okay?
Taylor Momsen with black eye makeup and a variety of necklaces
I would’ve included more pictures from the set but I am not about to post underage upskirt shots on our lovely blog about shoes.
Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless performing during the Vans Warped Tour at the Cruzan Amphitheatre West Palm Beach, July 24
As soon as people (including me) got over the initial shock of Taylor’s, um, state of undress at her band’s Warped Tour performance, they realized that it wasn’t over yet and they still had to contend with the rest of her outfit.
Taylor Momsen wearing some extremely high heeled shoes with American dollars stuffed into the sole
Well, the rest of what’s there anyway, because there really isn’t much except for her shoes. And wow, what shoes they are:
Taylor Momsen’s lucite “tip me” stripper heels stuffed with dollar bills
If this is some kind of a joke, either I fail to get it or it’s very poorly delivered. I’m quite sure that this is all just an image thing for Taylor Momsen, but underwear, smoking and hooker heels are not what I want to imagine on a 16-year-old.
If this was all just for publicity, then good job Taylor because you got everyone talking about you (though the same can’t be said for her parents who seem to be non-existent at the moment).
This whole stripper and underwear-as-outerwear look has also led me to find her shoes and yes, I DID FIND HER SHOES at Amazon:
They’re the Tipjar 728-5 clear ankle strap platform sandals from who else but Pleaser (self-proclaimed “premiere maker of sexy and alternative footwear”), and wow, there are like a dozen more variations of them at Amazon:
More Pleaser Tipjar heels, some with extra high platforms for more room for tips!
All I can say is… “Pretty Reckless” actually has some decent music. *Whistles and walks away from this mess*
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