It’s bad enough to ruin a look you and your glam squad spent so much time putting together, but these celebrities also had those embarrassing moments immortalized forever, thanks or no thanks to the paparazzi.
Looking at the bright side, at least pictures prove that, hey, celebrities really are just like us! Check out these once perfectly coiffed celebrities photographed with all manners of stains on their dresses caused by sweat, water, and other mysterious substances.
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1. Paula Patton’s Stained Hem
Paula Patton is first on this list because she and the mysterious blot on the hem of her Versace dress inspired it.
We empathize with her the most, though, because getting stains on yourself is almost guaranteed to happen when you wear all-white.
Paula Patton at the 2014 Spirit Awards Nominations Press Conference at W Hollywood in Los Angeles, California, on November 26, 2013
2. Madonna’s Armpit Stain
Seems like Madonna couldn’t stand the heat at this party.
Madonna with armpit stain outside the Marc Jacobs Met Costume Gala after-party at Monkey Bar in New York City on May 4, 2009
3. Dita Von Teese’s Wet Dress
There’s hope yet for us!
Dita Von Teese ruined her stylish dress
Even the always graceful and elegant Dita Von Teese couldn’t avoid spilling something on herself.
Dita Von Teese at the Lambertz Monday Night Schoko & Fashion party at the Alten Wartesaal in Cologne, Germany, on February 1, 2010
4. Katherine Heigl’s Sweaty Breasts
Boob sweat: the worst kind of sweat stain.
Katherine Heigl with sweaty boobs at the 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California, on August 27, 2006
5. Eva Mendes With Sweaty Armpits
Things got a little too hot for Eva Mendes at Spike TV’s Scream Awards.
Eva Mendes with armpit sweat stain at Spike TV presents the Scream Awards held at the Pantages Theater in Los Angeles, California, on October 7, 2006
6. Donatella Versace’s Water-Stained Dress
The combination of stripper heels and wet stairs is just an accident waiting to happen.
Donatella Versace holding her water-stained dress after tripping on the stairs at Sir Elton John’s 60th birthday party held at Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine in New York City on March 24, 2007
7. Pamela Anderson’s Stained Dress
It must’ve been one helluva night for Pamela Anderson because she came out with her dress stained, spilled on, and ripped.
Pamela Anderson leaving The Abbey restaurant and bar in Los Angeles, California, on August 10, 2008
8. Kirsten Dunst’s Sweaty Armpit
The pressure when you’re face-to-face with all those photographers proved to be too intense for Kirsten Dunst.
Kirsten Dunst at the Melancholia photocall at the 2011 Cannes International Film Festival in Cannes, France, on May 18, 2011
9. Katie Price Acts Drunks
Is Katie Price acting fake-drunk here? Apparently, this is her after only a few drinks.
Katie Price with a stain on her dress after a few drinks in Sanderson in London, England, on August 3, 2007
10. Leona Lewis’s Grease Stain
Double whammy for Leona Lewis here: a weird grease stain and an upskirt.
Leona Lewis’s upskirt moment while leaving Nobu restaurant in London, England, on August 1, 2011
11. Peaches Geldorf’s Stain Map
Peaches Geldorf’s dress was so tight, we could imagine that stain map being under her dress.
Peaches Geldof leaving Bungalow 8 Club in London, England, on June 20, 2011
12. Jenna Ushkowitz’s Stained Blue Dress
No use crying over a spilled drink for Jenna Ushkowitz.
‘Glee’ star Jenna Ushkowitz leaving Whisky Mist club in London, England, on June 15, 2010
13. Lara Pulver’s Wet Dress
Isn’t it horrible to be caught in the rain with a dress in a fabric that shows every single raindrop? Laura Pulver and many other British celebrities had to battle the rain at the 2013 BAFTAs.
Lara Pulver at the 2013 Arqiva British Academy Television Awards (BAFTAs) held at the Royal Festival Hall in London, England, on May 12, 2013
14. Georgina Dorsett’s Pit Stain
Below is Georgina Dorsett with a tiny baby bump and a tiny pit stain.
Georgina Dorsett at “Dancing with United” at The Point Old Trafford Cricket Ground in Manchester, UK, on March 7, 2013
15. Penny Lancaster-Stewart’s Dress Failure
You risk this happening when you decide to eat or drink something inside a dark theater.
Penny Lancaster-Stewart heading to a cab after watching ‘Singin’ in the Rain’ at the Palace Theatre in London, England, on June 14, 2012
16. Kelly Osbourne’s Bloody Dress
Okay, so Kelly Osbourne’s blood-stained dress is a Halloween costume, but it’s an epic stained dress nonetheless.
Kelly Osbourne at the Bootsy Bellows Halloween party in West Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, on October 31, 2013
17. Kylie Minogue’s Stained Satin Dress
It rained down on everyone at the 2014 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala, but Kylie Minogue had the misfortune of wearing a Juan Carlos Obando satin dress that showed all the water it had soaked up at the hemline.
Kylie Minogue at the amfAR 21st Annual Cinema Against AIDS Gala held during the 67th Cannes Film Festival at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc Cap d’Antibes, France, on May 22, 2014
18. Sharon Stone’s Water-Soaked Hemline
Another 2014 amfAR gala attendee, Sharon Stone’s Roberto Cavalli dress that was made of stretch jersey was heavily weighed down by a water-soaked hemline. Good thing the weight of the water didn’t pull down those hip cutouts farther than where they should be.
Sharon Stone at the amfAR 21st Annual Cinema Against AIDS Gala held during the 67th Cannes Film Festival at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc Cap d’Antibes, France, on May 22, 2014
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