Happy Halloween from Your Next Shoes!

Happy Halloween everyone!

In light of this exciting end-of-October holiday, I thought we’d kick things off with some scary shoes from a humor website that’s similarly shoe-obssessed – If Shoes Could Kill. Well actually, these shoes are not so much as scary as they are weird and silly. Others are “art”, some are novelty, while others just look downright painful.

Sometimes, the website also features designer shoes we’ve previously featured here on Your Next Shoes. We were too busy swooning over them before but thanks to If Shoes Could Kill “shedding light” on them, are now actually nice to have a good laugh over.

If Shoes Could Kill recommends that you stay away from these shoes if you don’t want to suffer just for the sake of fashion:

Au Naturale Business Casual

Five finger shoes (why do they have to have toenails?)

God Those Shoes are So Trashy

Alexander McQueen trash bag shoes

Lucite and Spikes and Straps, Oh My!

Strappy lucite platform heels with lucite spikes by Lauren Tennenbaum

The Itching Never Stops

Braided blonde hair mules

They even have shoes that you can actually buy now! :

Incredibly Ladylike

Cesare Paciotti 729610  ruffle collar pumps, $1,262.00 (Sold Out)

Someone Stepped in My Dog!

Opening Ceremony Fur Wedge Sandal Booties, $520.00

I Know a Good Waxer

Yves Saint Laurent Palais Suede Fur-Trim Pumps, $880.00

Designed by Gustave Eiffel?

Yves Saint Laurent Cage 105 Silver Leather and Metal High Heel Sandals, $1,198.80 (Sold Out)

Have a happy Halloween!

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