Do you remember Kokosar’s Paciotti by Midnight capsule collection? For a while, we were convinced they are the ugliest shoes in the world. However, new ugly heels and old lady shoes are designed every day by footwear designers all over the globe.
Check out these shoes from Matches Fashion and Shobpop and let us know which pair you think is worst. They are so horrific that Kim Kardashian would love to wear them. We hope you won’t.
1. Blue Garbage Boots by Unravel Project, $773
2. Granny Stockings With Broken Heels by Unravel Project, $1,562
3. Clear Ugly Ass Sweat Boots by MSGM, $584
We hope Kim Kardashian learns how to prevent foot sweat before wearing these clear plastic boots!
4. Orange Laundry Bag Shoes by Unravel Project, $772
5. Diaper Ornamented White Boots by MSGM, $614
6. Hideous Blue Plastic Pointy Ankle Booties by MSGM, $563
7. Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots, $1,895
8. Red “Waste of Snakes” Jester Boots With Useless Heel, $638
9. High Heeled Catfish Boots With Chains, $1,650
10. Black Plastic Trash Bag Pumps, $145
These vacuum-sealed heels from Jeffrey Campbell are perfect for a date with Dexter Morgan.
11. Modern Platform Clown Shoes, $420
12. The Witches Of Bushwhacked Boots, $590
13. Throwback Old School Thrift Store Boots, $1,050
14. Grandma’s Plastic Covered Couch Pumps, $135
15. Garbage Bags Rolled Over High Heels, $155
16. Frodo Baggins Double-Band Sandals, $395
17. Eccentric Old Lady Shoes, $1,250
Perfect for old ladies, these black pumps are crafted with gold-tone metal heels set with green crystals that display Loewe’s penchant for artistic features.
They’re made in Italy with crocodile-effect leather panels at the rounded toe that are shaped to reflect loafers, then finished with suede heel tabs and beige lining.
18. Toddler Shoes for Adults, $695
The vintage aspirations of Chloe are evident through the lizard-effect leathers and rich brown and orange color palette of these ugly multi-strap sandals.
Raised onto a light, durable, and flexible XL Extralight sole, they’re made in Italy from calfskin and mesh with comfortable padding and clip fastenings ensuring a secure fit.
19. Homemade Banana Boat Shoes, $388
20. Retired Exotic Dancer Heels, $438 at Matches Fashion
Crafted in Italy, these pink mules from Christopher Kane are comprised of exaggerated green ankle straps that are set with engraved silver-tone metal buttons, then set on a high stiletto heel.
21. Grandma Witch Shoes, $597 at Matches Fashion
These white leather slingback pumps from Simone Rocha are shaped with a sharp point toe and have a Victoriana-inflected lace-up front and an unexpected red flower-shaped perspex heel.
22. Camel Toe Sneakers, $690
If you’d like to have animal feet, Maison Martin Margiela’s camel toe shoes should be right up your alley!
23. Green Heels With Floating Heart Beads and Glitter, $108.50 at Shopbop
24. Champagne Beige and Black Camel Toe Flats, $685 at Shopbop
25. Minnie Mouse House Shoes, $970 at Matches Fashion
These light blue Bottega Veneta pumps rendered in quilted leather are also available in black and blue.
26. Mary Poppins Grandma Shoes, $472 – $590 at Matches Fashion
Fashion consultant and street-style star Ada Kokosar, who created these shell polka-dot tulle & PVC pumps, took home the Emerging Talent Award in 2019!
27. Feather-Trimmed Geometric Canvas Clogs, $194 at Matches Fashion
La DoubleJ evokes a flamboyant mood with the whisper-weight yellow feathers adorning these black Jean clogs, created in collaboration with Italian footwear designer Fabrizio Viti. They’re crafted in Italy from geometric Lucky Charm-print canvas – a pattern designed for the label in 2019 – and set on a chunky black wooden sole for a 1970s vibe.
